WHERE’S THE SHOE?

WHERE’S THE SHOE? One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. The next night the man and his wife were driving  to a restaurant.  Suddenly  he looked  down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the … [Read more...]

THE NEIGHBORS CAN NOT SEE YOU

THE NEIGHBORS CAN NOT SEE YOU Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a "dream home". Trying to placate  her, the husband  found a new               apartment,               within               their budget. However,   … [Read more...]

A HUSBAND WHO NEVER FEELS ASHAMED

A HUSBAND WHO NEVER FEELS ASHAMED "I'm ashamed of the way we live," a young wife says to her lazy husband who refuses to find a job. "My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My aunt bought us a car. I'm just so ashamed." The husband rolls over on the couch. "And you damn well should be," he agrees. "Those two worthless  brothers  of  yours … [Read more...]

THEY HAD NO PRIVACY

THEY HAD NO PRIVACY As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived  in  a  cheap  housing  complex  near  the  base where he was working.  Their chief complaint  was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy.   This   was   painfully   obvious   when   one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife was downstairs on the telephone. She was … [Read more...]

HOW TO LIVE?

HOW TO LIVE? "Darling,"  said  the  young  man  to  his  new  bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?" "Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will you live on?"   LÀM SAO ĐỂ SỐNG? “Em yêu,” một người  đàn ông trẻ nói với cô dâu mới.”Vì rằng chúng ta cưới nhau, em … [Read more...]

THE BUM …

THE BUM …   A bum approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street.  "Hey,  Buddy,  can  you  spare  two  dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?" "No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum. "You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman. "No way, I don't gamble," answers the … [Read more...]